why am i still single?

last wiken when i was in makteh's house i watched this series on starworld - miss match, a story of an attorney, played by alicia silverstone, with her love life, her friends, and how hard she tried to match her friends wif sum guys.. cerita simple dan menarik but then can't watch it regularly since i hv no astro at home here in tronoh.

and today, i received this email from a friend of mine, met, on top reasons why women today are still single (including me la tu, haha).. nape seme pun nk bercakap ttg jodoh? hehe.. neway, check 'em out!

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after ourmoney.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money,are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some money and thankGod are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the firstmove, automatically lose interest in us when wetake the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine.They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

but i think the reasons are only reasons.. hanya sbg alasan. bukan 100% fakta, ye tak.. hehe.. wak roh (ayah ugie) dlm khutbah nikahnye masa syah ngn ugie nk kawin ritu ckp, barangsiapa yg enggan bernikah tu sbnrnye cuba menempah tempat di neraka kelak! tp dia kata org yg xmo bernikah tu ialah org yg bukan xbole bernikah, mmg bole sgt, tp cuma dia xmo bernikah, kahwin je yg dia nk, hehe.. dan dia kata kat assam jawa tu pun byk kes mcm tu, isk isk.. nauzu billah.. mntk dijauhkan..

and me? why am i still single? you know why~ hehe..